lipiec 2012
Person: I wake up at 6am(:
Me: my bedtime is 6am
When the person you hate gets embarrassed in...
chaystar:
You & your bestfriend:
teacher: just do your homework
doctor: just eat healthy
mum: just clean your room
opposite sex: just look gorgeous
friends: just be socially active
life: just be perfect
me: it's not that fucking easy dude
computer: wanna update this
me: sure
computer: you have to restart your com-
me: never mind
“When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life you have a thousand...”
– Takashima Kouyou (Uruha)
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
